Why can’t you send a duck to space?
Because the bill would be astronomical!
What does Jeff Bezos do before he goes to sleep?
He puts his PJ-Amazon!
What happened when the world’s tongue-twister champion got arrested?
They gave him a tough sentence!
What did the mama cow say to the calf?
It’s pasture bedtime!
How does a vampire start a letter?
Tomb it may concern!
What do you call an illegally parked frog?
What did one plate say to the other?
Dinner is on me!
Why do hummingbirds hum?
Because they don’t know the words!
What do sprinters eat before a race?
Nothing. They fast!
Two muffins are baking in an oven. One of them looks to the other and says, “Phew, it’s getting hot in here!” The other looks back and says, “Ack! A talking muffin!”